PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic boo